My past due phone bill is finally getting paid in full

Sprint: To summarize, your card will be charged $134.56

Fuck you.

Sprint: …and your payment is complete!

  • me: makes a mistake
  • me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years
plasmatics:

Now this is Camping [via/more] by Crimson Wolf

plasmatics:

Now this is Camping [via/more] by Crimson Wolf

(via plasmatics-life)

spaghettimiles:

YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF SQUIDWARD’S ATTACK

spaghettimiles:

YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF SQUIDWARD’S ATTACK

(via sanguineassasin)

So delicious. Austin really opens you up to the world of foods.

So delicious. Austin really opens you up to the world of foods.